when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
person: let me charge my phone
me: this is my charger, no
person: what % you at
me: FUCK OFF, I AM NOT PLAYING THIS GAME
an emotional roller coaster from start to finish
Off. The. Chain.
what is flirting it sounds dangerous
words to live by
Nah yo… Fuck that
super mario strikersI can’t believe this.
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes